For Humans Who Want Their Dog to Chill (Literally)
If you have other questions, please just send it to info@hoddogs.com.
Missing Something? We Got You.
No stress, legend, slide into our DMs like your dog slides into a patch of cool grass on a 40° day.
We’re real humans, we answer fast, and we’re basically powered by espresso and dog obsession.
Tell us what you need, what isn’t making sense, or which part of your dog’s majestic body you’re trying to measure, we’ll sort you out quicker than your pup spots a squirrel.
Before You Click Add-to-Cart…
Absolutely. We don’t do gimmicks.
We cool where the actual heat escapes: the chest + belly.
That’s the “dog radiator zone.”
Cooling the back is like icing a house roof while the oven’s on full blast.
Cute, but useless.
Our gel-packs are engineered to stay cold longer, melt slower, and avoid that “ugh it’s heavy now” slump.
Relax. We’re anti "pack mule".
The harness is lightweight, flexible, and comfy more “summer athleisure,” less “high altitude mountaineering.”
Even the gel packs are designed to bend with your dog, not bonk against them like frozen bricks.
(…because I don’t want to accidentally refrigerate their organs.)
All gel packs are non toxic, sealed, and designed for pets.
The neoprene insulates the cold, the mesh lets the cool through, and nothing touches fur or skin directly.
It’s the chill minus the risk.
About 1–2 hours depending on the heat, the dog, and the level of “zoomie intensity.”
BUT—we sell backup gel pack sets so you can keep extras in the freezer or cooler box.
Swap them out = infinite chill mode unlocked.
Round, long, compact, beefy... we’ve seen every geometry.
Our size guide is simple and honest. Just head on to the product page and you will see " How to measure your potato" and "what size is my doggo" for some fool proof guidance.
Measure once, treat your dog twice.
Still unsure? DM us a pic of your dog standing and we’ll size match like stylists at a very fashion-forward dog boutique.
Ours is dramatic.**
Most dogs forget they’re wearing it within minutes.
It’s soft, comfy, and has zero crunchy, scratchy, or “what fresh hell is this fabric” energy.
Yes.
Our outer webbing is tough enough to handle even the “chaos gremlin” breeds.
The hardware is legit metal, not plastic that cracks when your dog sees a squirrel.
We dispatch fast.
We track everything.
We don’t ghost your parcel like your ex.
Expect your order when we say you’ll get it, if not sooner.
Yes.
It doubles as a daily harness with padded comfort and a control handle sturdy enough for strong, rowdy dogs.
Cooling + control. One device. Zero faff.
We’re small, scrappy, and obsessed with dogs.
No faceless megacorp vibes.
Just real humans building products we wish existed for our own pets.
We test everything. On our own dogs. Who have opinions.