Human training (about dogs)

If your dog’s daily routine includes gourmet kibble, a velvet sofa, and more screen time than you, congrats, you're officially a modern pet parent. And guess what? You're not alone. Welcome to the golden age of pet wellness tech, where gadgets are getting smarter, sassier, and more essential than ever.

Here’s what’s hot in the world of canine tech (spoiler: it’s not another squeaky bone), and how Hoddogs is throwing some serious shade (literally) on the dog heatwave epidemic.

1. GPS Collars That Know More About Your Dog Than You Do

Forget old-school tags, your dog’s neckwear just went full FBI.

• Fi Series 3 Smart Collar: This bad boy tracks your pup’s every move with GPS so accurate it makes Apple Maps blush. Lost dog? Not anymore. The Fi also doubles as a step tracker, because yes, your Frenchie does need to close her rings.
  

2. Smart Feeders: Because Portion Control Isn’t Just a Human Struggle

• PetSafe Smart Feed: Ever wanted to feed your dog from a poolside lounger in Ibiza? Now you can. Schedule meals from your phone, avoid overfeeding, and dodge the guilt of “did I already feed him?” moments. Bonus: it's dishwasher safe, because you're fabulous, not a peasant.

3. Doggy Cams: For Helicopter Pet Parents (aka All of Us)

• Petcube Cam: 1080p HD livestream of your dog living their best couch life? Yes. Two-way audio so you can scream “get off the counter” from work? Yup. It even has night vision, because chaos doesn't sleep and neither should your vigilance.

4. Cooling Harnesses That Actually Work (And Look Cool)

Here’s where Hoddogs drops the mic.

Most “cooling vests” are glorified wet blankets. Literally. But we asked, what if James Bond was a bulldog? And boom, the Hoddogs Cooling Harness.

• Custom gel ice pack? Front and center, on the chest and belly where dogs actually lose heat.
• No soggy fur. No swamp dog smell. Just cool confidence.
• Vibrant, trend-jacking colors that make sidewalk strolls feel like Paris Fashion Week.
• Walk whenever the hell you want. Morning, noon, or that awkward pre-dinner lull. This harness gives you total schedule freedom without cooking your dog alive.
• If Apple made dogwear, this would be it.

5. Health Trackers: Because Vets Are Expensive and Worrying is Free

• Animo GPS Health Tracker: Tracks heart rate, sleep, barking, shaking, scratching, basically everything but their Netflix history. It's like having a dog therapist in your pocket. Get early alerts if anything’s off, and sleep slightly less panicked.
• Whistle Health 2.0: Lick detection? Check. Sleep stats? Check. A device that knows when your dog’s scratching too much? You bet. Basically, it's a FitBit for your fur baby, minus the shame of skipping leg day.

6. Smart Toys: Because Bored Dogs Eat Furniture

• Wickedbone Smart Bone: Controlled via app, this motorized bone rolls, dodges, and teases your dog with the kind of sass we admire. It’s the dog toy equivalent of your funniest friend, unpredictable, clever, and a little annoying in the best way.
• PupPod Rocker: Pair it with a feeder and suddenly your dog is earning their treats like it’s a TED Talk. Think enrichment game meets brain training meets snack ATM.

7. AI Training Tools: Because “Sit” Shouldn’t Take Six Months

• Dogo App: Uses AI to evaluate training videos you upload. Yup, your dog gets graded like a college student. You get lessons, guidance, and a progress tracker that’s almost as satisfying as your Duolingo streak.

Final Bark

You’ve got the tech to keep your pup safe, healthy, engaged, and yes, cooler than every other dog at the park (especially that smug doodle in the raincoat). While the gadgets are great, Hoddogs brings the heat relief. Or, more accurately, takes it away.

Your dog is cool AF. Let’s keep it that way.